Word Of the Day

Spicotine- its ur spit mixed with nicotine from cigarettes...well not mixed, technically its when ur spit mixes with the smoke u inhale, u get spicotine in your mouth....

A song me and ash made up...

This is what we were doing around 8pm...its a song we made up, he started it off and i continued, each of us types 1 line then the other types another. All the verses are from other songs so this song doesnt make sense at all. YES we were that bored...if you didnt understand what i just typed above, read the lyrics to the song:

Ash
ITS BRITNEY BITCHH
Ajfan says:
MY BROTHERS DEAD AROUND ME
Ash
U CAN HAVE WHATEVER U LIKE
Ajfan says:
OVER THE TOP OVER THE TOP
Ash
ITS A NICE DAY....FOR A WHITE WEDDING
Ajfan says:
THE ONLY WAY OUT IS TO DIE
Ash
FUCK U I WONT DO WHAT U TELL ME
Ash
that was lyrics btw.. not me yellin at u
Ajfan says:
haha
Ajfan says:
really?
Ajfan says:
I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER
Ash
UNCLE SAM MAYBE TAUGHT US A LIL TOO WELL
Ajfan says:
IF YOU WANT PEACE...PREPARE FOR WAR
Ash
U CAN SHOW ME HOW TO G SLIDEE
Ajfan says:
SLIT MY THROAT AND HOPE TO DIE
Ash
WOULD U BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
Ajfan says:
wait
Ash - these other dudes is lame, they talk a big game , but cant do the same, says:
lol
Ajfan says:
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
Ajfan says:
dude
Ajfan says:
chorus NAO
Ash
RELAXXX TAKE IT EAAAASSSSSYYYYY
Ajfan says:
I WANNA BURN IT TORCH IT SCORCH IT FUCKING STAMP IT OUT
Ash
WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME!!
Ajfan says:
BREAK IT SMASH IT FUCKING KILL EM ALL
Ash
IM' BLUE - BA-BU-BI-DA-BI-DA-BA-BU-BI-DA
Ajfan says:
SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
Ash
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
Ajfan says:
FROM NOW ON WE'RE ENEMIES
Ash
IM BRINGIN SEXY BACK ALL THOSE OTHER BOYS DUNNO HOW TO ACT
Ajfan says:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATE ME!
Ash
I DONT WANNA BE YOUR STUPID GIRL
Ajfan says:
HATE , I CANT CONTROL IT ANYMORE
Ash
CAN I HAVE IT LIKE THAT?
Ajfan says:
ON THE EVE OF YOUR DEATH
Ash
PARTY LIKE A ROCK- PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!!!!!
Ajfan says:
hahaha
Ajfan says:
lol
Ash
haha
Ajfan says:
WE'RE BAPTISED IN THE UNHOLY WATERS OF BODOM
Ash
that made sense
Ash
WOOO
Ajfan says:
yep
Ash
FOR YOU I AM
Ajfan says:
SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN MY DRINK
Ash
MOVE MOVE SHAKE SHAKE NOW DROPPPP
Ajfan says:
FEAR OF THE DARK
Ash
GET DOWN HIT THE FLOORRZZZ
Ajfan says:
WHEN YOU GET BANNED FROM HEAVEN
Ash
ITS JUST A BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
Ash
phony#
Ajfan says:
MONEY FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS FOR FREE
Ash
ILL LOVE THEM PUSSY
Ajfan says:
THERES NO TIME TO PREPARE
Ash
WHOS YOUR DADDY?!?!!??!!?
Ajfan says:
JESUS OF SUBURBIA
Ash
SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME SHAKE THAT ASS 4 MEEHH
Ajfan says:
NO MORE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIISSSS
Ash
I SEE U BABY SHAKING THAT ASSS
Ajfan says:
NEVER CARE FOR WHAT THEY KNOW
Ash
IMMA BUY U A DRANKKKK
Ajfan says:
SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR
Ash
IM A STRAIGHT GORILLA COLD HARDER KILLA
Ajfan says:
HUNT YOU DOWN ALL NIGHTMARE LONG
Ash
CLICKY CLANG THE MONEY GOES IN TO MA PIGGY BACK
Ajfan says:
AND IT FEELS LIKE A BITCHSLAP IN YOUR FACE
Ash
WHAT CAN I HAVE FOR 2 DOLLARS? EVERYTHIN U WANNTTTT (HORNY CHINK VOICE)
Ajfan says:
WHEN I GET HIGH I GET HIGH ON SPEED
Ash
I AM ROCKKKKK
Ajfan says:
HALLOWED BE THY NAME
Ash
NO ONE EVER HEARD NOTHIN MORE THEN WHISEPERS
Ajfan says:
RAPING YOUR MIND
Ash
THIS IS UTTER RUBBISH (GUITAR SOLO)
Ajfan says:
hahaha
Ajfan says:
kk
Ash
lol
Ash
k
Ajfan says:
WHAT DONT KILL YA MAKE YA MORE STRONG
Ajfan says:
YOUR HOT THEN YOUR COLD
Ash
ILL STILL KILL THE OL' WAY
Ajfan says:
THE RIPPER IS COMING FOR U
Ash
PUULLL HARRRDAARRRRRRRR STRANGEEE MOUNTAIN STORMING U CRY THIS LAAAAIFE
Ash
(interpretation)
Ajfan says:
PAY TO KILL DIE TO LOSE
Ash
I AINT HAD NO DADDY WHEN I WAS GROWNIN UP
Ajfan says:
SHOW THEM NO FEAR SHOW THEY NO PAIN
Ash
ITS NOT WHAT I TOOK FROM U
Ajfan says:
ITS BECAUSE OF YOU IM BROKEN
Ash
WE ARE BORN LIKE THIS
Ajfan says:
I AM THE DEVILS VERY OWN
Ash
ITS NEVER TOO LATE
Ajfan says:
STILL I FIND SALVATION
Ash
I GOTA'' STAY FLA--A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-A TILL I DAI-I-I-I-I-I-II
Ajfan says:
SICK OF BEING SICK AND TIRED
Ash
SUCH A LONLEY DAY IN ITS MINE
Ajfan says:
YAOW( children of bodom growl)
Ash
WHY DONT U ASK THE KIDS AT CHINIMAN SQUARE
Ajfan says:
ITS NEVER ENOUGH
Ash
EURRRGGHHH--WAAAA-AAA-AAAKK-AAHHH
Ash
(disturbed growl)
Ajfan says:
PEACE OF MIND YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME
Ash
WHY U ALWAS SET THE FLARK??
Ajfan says:
SHARP PAINS IMPALING THROUGH MY HEART
Ash
WE WERE MENT TO LIVE FOR SO MUCH MOREEE
Ajfan says:
COULD YOU EVER KILL THE PAIN IN MY HEART
Ash
WONDERIN WHY THE WORLD HAS PASSED U BY
Ajfan says:
ONE MINUTE YOUR AN ANGEL THAT FELL FROM GRACE
Ash
FAILED ATTEPTS TO FLY
Ajfan says:
CAUSE IT GETS MORE PAINFUL EVERYTIME I DAI
Ash
PUSH THE PUSH PUSH THE BUTTON
Ajfan says:
THINGS CHANGE WHILE I GROW
Ash
CRESTFALLEN BE THY NAME
Ajfan says:
BACK TO THE FRONT
Ash
STABBING THE DRAMA INSIDE
Ajfan says:
YOU WILL DIE WHEN I SAY YOU MUST DIE
Ash
INFORMAAA U NOW (jamaincan gibbersh i cant understand)
Ajfan says:
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
Ash
DROP IT LIKE ITS HAWT
Ajfan says:
PUSH ME AND THEN JUST HURT ME TILL I GET MY SATISFACTION
Ash
IM NOT SURE WHAT I SE U JUST DONT FUCK WITH ME
Ajfan says:
I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER*growl
Ash -
I FELT THE AIR RISE UP IN ME
Ajfan says:
WHEN YOU GET SHOT AT THE TOP
Ash
MR BOMBASTIC TELIPHONETASTIC

Madrid derbi

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT the Madrid derby is finally here. For u ignorant fucks who know nothing about football its between Atletico de Madrid vs Real Madrid, basically the best team from Madrid against the crappiest. Well not the crappiest, Atleti did beat barcelona last week and those bitches can surprise u at any moment. Hopefully Real can win as they are playing at home. The reverse fixture last year was fucking amazing, even though i only saw the last 8 minutes of it. Real Madrid got a penalty 6 minutes into injury time and won 2-1. Hopefully real can win this match easily as they are on a 10 game winning streak and hopefully barca will lose their match. wow i've used the word 'hopefully' like 3 times in 5 sentences...anyways the match is at 3 am, hopefully astro will show it(again lol). My prediction is that real wins 1-0 with raul scoring the winner...

OMG exams in 16 days

SHIIIIIIIIT i have my mock exams in 16 days...im so screwed..i still havent started studying properly.....

Bad week...

WOW, this has been a bad week..its not even funny, the only good thing about the week was that i got to play futsal after a looooong time, 3 weeks actually...but i got injured while playing,fucking korean bastard tackled me so haaaaard...before i got injured i kicked ass, not braggin or anything but i scored like 10 goals...WOOOOOT..oh yeaaaah, so the week,it started off really well, barca lost and real cut the gap to 4 points. Monday was alright, nothing special happened, but it started going downhill from monday night onwards, my internet went haywire again on tuesday, one of my classmates found out my best kept secret.....you know what its just been a bad week..lets leave it off at that....

Finally got the music thingy...

FINALLY GOT THE MUSIC THINGY...but the videos dont match the song...i mean the Nothing else matters video has clips frm titanic. WTF?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

10th consecutive win WOOOOOOT!!!!!

LOL Guti looks like a monkey
YAY real won again...10th successive win in the league, it was a much needed win after the champions league game(damn israeli cunt). The win would give them a mega boost as they cut the gap between barca to 4 points even though they hav a game in-hand...barca will play Atletico de Madrid at Vicento Calderon tonight...hopefully those useless bitches in red and white can cause an upset and help out Real....but one can only dream as barca anal raped Atletico last year, i think the score was 6-0...

As for the real madrid vs espanyol match, it was quite boring, the first half at least was....Madrid legends guti and raul scored in the 67th and 72th minute respectively..Guti scored a sweeeeeeet ass free kick, curled it into the top left corner and Raul scored another good goal as well,thats his 6th goal in 4 league matches, not bad for a player whos in his 30s
HALA MADRID